So here’s the dilemma:
You’ve got an “early” morning flight that leaves around noon. You have barely enough local currency left to cover your next meal, let alone those ridiculous transportation costs to the airport. (An airport which for the record; isn’t even located in the city of its name but misleadingly placed on the outskirts of a small, small suburb some 45 minutes away.)
You’re also fairly confident that there was a massive bed bugs convention in your dorm bed the night prior. A convention which obviously didn’t just end with some keynote speakers but instead, concluded with hoards of carrier pigeons being sent out in all directions to notify all their bed bug buddies that you (yes, you! But in this case me…) are an all-you-can-eat-buffet that offers jaw-dropping discounts for first-time diners.